Let’s get something straight, we don’t hate Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko at all, we’re sure he’s a very lovely chap whose day job just happens to be to try and brain the other man in the ring. It’s just that, what the hell does a 21-year-old, three foot tall, child star-turned-Hollywood princess with a hit TV show have in common with a 12-years-her-senior heavyweight boxer who speaks four languages, and is an avid chess player and golfer?

Nothing, that’s what! Hayden ‘Daddy issues’ Pantyliner is just so obviously dating Mr 20 Foot Tall for his inches… column inches, which is sooo annoying.