Emma Watson is making a serious bid for the much sought Milano award this year.

The Milano is given out each year to the television star that is regarded as most able to inspire masturbation in males of all ages. Past winners read like a who's who list of American masturbatory fantasies, with such names like Tracey "Carol Seaver" Gold or Shannon "Brenda Walsh" Doherty. And of course Alyssa "Samantha Micelli" Milano, whom the awards were named after.