Watching Hermione obliviate her poor Muggle parents into forgetting she ever existed during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 brought tears to my eyes, and not just because of the pain on poor Emma Watson's face. Deep down inside part of me wept because no matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to magically erase my own excruciating memories -- those vivid, lingering visions of the worst crimes committed against cinema in the past year alone.

So here's the next best idea; I'll share these movie memories with you and together we can banish these awful, embarrassing viewing experiences to the darkest reaches of our collective minds, never to be remembered again