I would have asked for butt sex. On a different note, I’ll be in NY next week so updates might be sporadic a couple days due to me kicking some hipster ass.

Willow Smith is also doing a video. What? How did this 9-year-old get more famous than me? [Popeater]

Sandra Bullock saw naked dudes. She’s pretty much living every guy’s fantasy. [The Superficial]

Lady Gaga is suing for, um, something. [IDLYITW]

Is it wrong that Fantasia captured her suicide attempt for her reality show or smart? [Celebuzz]

How could this stunt not go wrong? [Attuworld]

Lindsay is still braless. [Yeeeah]

Chill out, nancy boy. [Asylum]

Kid Cudi has beef with his old BFF. [Bossip]

Kristin Cavallari is not in a bikini, sadly. [MoeJackson]

JWoww got new implants. Yay! [Celebslam]

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are in marriage counseling? [Celebitchy]