Instead of enjoying the cold and snow of this holiday season, bombshell Megan Fox did the exact opposite… she took a vacation in sunny Hawaii. Megan was joined by her (current) husband Brian Austin Green of 90210 fame, and his son.

There were plenty of candid paparazzi shots taken of the happy couple, but I think we’ll focus on the ones that feature Megan in the tiniest of tiny polka-dot bikinis.

Fox appears to be much thinner, and more tattooed, than when she first evolved into a mega-hottie as Mikaela in the Transformers movie. She appears a bit whiter too. No, I’m not complaining, and no, I’m not gay.